Mittwoch, 18. November 2009

The Playbook by Barney Stinson :)

Eine zuSAMmenfassung aus dem Buch "The Playbook", vorgestellt in der vorigen Folge von How I met your mother s05e08 :

Don't Drink That

One of the simpler tricks in the Playbook, "Don't Drink That" is move used by Barney to appear as a savior to a woman by warning her not to sip her drink because he saw some other guy slipped something in it, and then points to Ted as the culprit.

The Mrs. Stinsfire

This is one of the complex moves that require Barney to dress up as a housekeeper to spy on sorority girls

The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

Also known as the trick Barney uses to establish his grand return to the dating stage (or bed), "The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn" requires basic knowledge of website design, a very unique fake name and a target, preferably a girl with a really Barney introduces himself to his target as the famous Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, leaving the girl intrigued and curious enough to do an internet search on her phone where she discovers a series of fake websites devoted to Lorenzo Von Matterhorn including a fake business article about him being a billionaire, a fake explorers news club describing his trip to the north pole, and a fake medical journal featuring a heartbreaking story in which doctors tell him that penis reduction surgery is not an option. Barney then asks the girl out for coffee and she immediately says yes.


Barney pretends to be an astronaut of Secret NASA whose adventures include a trip to the "smoon."

The Cheap Trick

There is nothing cheap about this trick since it involves expensive hair extensions but it's all worth the trouble as we see Barney pretending to be the bass player for the band Cheap Trick.

He's Not Coming

Barney seeks for women hoping to meet their estranged lovers at the observation deck of the Empire State building and drops the line "he's not coming" so he'll be the first one to comfort these brokenhearted fools.

The Ted Mosby

Sporting the plaid polo shirt, Barney plays the "I got left at the altar" card to get sympathy from women.

My Penis Grants Wishes

Barney tells a magical story about a genie that comes out of his penis only of the girl rubs it hard enough.

The Scuba Diver

The most cunning trick of all! The Scuba Diver, proves to be a successful trick as Barney tells a female friend, in the case Lily, about the Playbook. He then hits on her coworker, making Lily angry enough to steal the Playbook and tell her friend all about the scams he pulled. Barney then puts on a scuba suit and talks about his deep insecurities, causing Lily to feel bad for Barney and eventually convinces the girl to go out with him.

1 Kommentar:

Flug hat gesagt…

Das Playbook ist der Hammer. Hier stehen leider nur Auszüge aus der letzten Folge. Ich fände es aber cool, wenn noch weitere hier auftauchen würden. Sicherlich kommt ein "Playbook" raus. So wie es beim "Brocode" auch schon war.

Happy Slappoween